Jesus Just Left Chicago by ZZ Top

Mike Check: Well it’s Easter Fellers and ole Mike and…

Angry Jim: JIIM!

Mike Check: …Jim, are back on “Four years of Whackin” month and Jim wants to play another ZZ Top song, although I have told Jim that we can’t just play ZZ Top songs all month.

Angry Jim: Go **** yourself!

Mike Check: Well ole Mike is not really a big religious man but today is the day that we celebrate the day Jesus Christ rose from the tomb, you know how he’s not there?

Angry Jim: No!

Mike Check: Because “Jesus Just Left Chicago” here on THE WHACKER!

Angry Jim: That’s the worst **** song intro I’ve ever heard!