Monthly Archives: September 2015
Another edition of October’s “Halloween Hootenanny” starts tomorrow fellers! And speaking of “Hootenanny”, yet again, here’s The “Hootenanny Singers” with “Mrs O’Grady” to close September here on THE MACKER!
Mike Check: That name sounds familiar. Is that the guy that RJ and Brad talk about?
Mike Check’s Daughter: That’s King Vitamin dad.
Mike Check: Oh no. It’s not The Boogeyman trying to call ole Mike now is it? (*picks up phone*) KMCR Radio, Mike Check here…
Gay Popeye: Aw gyuk gyuk gyuk! Well blow me……………….
Mike Check: Oh no, not you again Happy Hawkeye?!? I don’t know what’s worse; The Boogeyman coming to get me or you calling me for the second time this month?
Gay Popeye: ….DOWN! Ah gyuk gyuk gyuk! Gay Popeye here and…did yez just say that yez wanted mez to “come to getz yez” Mike?
Mike Check: No, that was not…
Gay Popeye: Oh, say it again, say it slow. Becauze, like the “Exotic” Adrian Street song; “Imagine what I couldz do to you”? Aw gyuk gyuk gyuk!
Mike Check: Well I’d “imagine” I could just hang up the phone on you there feller. (*Hangs up phone and shakes head*) Fascinating. I really need to change my telephone number, let me tell you.
Mike Check: And that was “Blame It On The Boogie” by…oh shucks not…
“THE BOOGEYMAN IS COMING TO GET
THE MIKE CHECK SHOW IN…3 WEEKS!”
Mike Check: There. Did you see that Boogeyman video this time darlin’?
Mike Check’s Daughter: No. What’s with you and this Boogeyman video that you keep talking about?
Mike Check: But that creepy video shows up every time I play a song with “Boogie” in the title?
Mike Check’s Daughter: Are you going senile dad? There’s no Boogeyman!