Monthly Archives: October 2014
Mike Check: Happy Halloween Fel-what’s going on?
Mike’s Daughter: Told you dad I would do something you’ll regret if you played “Halloween Spooks” today. I disabled the video.
Mike Check: Disabled the what?
Mike’s Daughter: Never mind. I’m using a song from my personal collection. I’m playing “This is Halloween” by Marilyn Manson instead! Happy Halloween everyone! Oh if you’ll see me tonight at your local parties I’ll be dressed as a sexy version of dad!
Mike Check: This does not play well in this market, let me tell you.
Mike’s Daughter: Ugh Dad! I’m sick of hearing the same two songs every year that ends the “Halloween Hootenanny”. I hate “Monster Mash!” I swear if you play “Halloween Spooks” tomorrow I’ll do something you’ll regret!
Mike Check: Now darlin’. Women can’t do the radio because of their small brains and its well proven that “Monster Mash” by Bobby Pickett and “Halloween Spooks” are songs that definitely play well in this market.
Mike Check: Fellers I got to tell you that this year’s “Halloween Hootenanny” has certainly been memorable for ole Mike here on KMCR. Kids dressing up as walking-whatever that web stuff is, then we got kids as turtles for some odd reason, my ole co-worker Satan dropping by, and to top things off I accidentally played some controversial….Oh what now! Can somebody get the door?
Mike’s Daughter: Got it dad. I just hope it’s not Satan again?….Oh thank God!
Mike Check: I give up. What the heck are these kids now here with their shiny helmets?!? They look like walking…
Mike’s Daughter: DAD! These kids are dressed as Power Rangers.
Mike Check: They don’t look anything like Texas Rangers, or whatever it was you said?
Mike’s Daughter: No dad. Power Rangers.
Mike Check: Well is that some sort of police? Are they coming over thinking I left my house again?
Mike’s Daughter: No dad, they’re super heroes. You know, Go Go Power Rangers?
Mike Check: I don’t want to know. I’ll just drink my whiskey and play this song.
Satan: Just one more request before I go?
Mike Check: What’s that?
Satan: “Black Sabbath” by Black Sabbath. Did you know that I inspired these notes that they call “The Devil’s Interval”? I even invented Heavy Metal apparently.
Mike’s Daughter: Did you also “possess” Ozzy Osbourne to bite the head off that bat?
Satan: No, drugs & alcohol are to blame for that one. Although it’s my fault for hiding my stash around the earth thousands of years ago. But it makes my conquest for world domination a lot easier.
Mike’s Daughter: I thought you did that by possessing wrestling personalities on social networking sites?
Satan: Yeah well even I, unlike Mike, update with the times. Have you seen the things I have “Superstar” Billy Graham write? It’s too funny.
Mike Check: As usual, I’m not sure what you two are talking about but here’s “Black Sabbath” here on THE MACKER!
Satan: …Oh I lied. I need one more request before I go?
Mike Check: What’s that?
Satan: Worship the Devil.
Mike Check: I’m not sure I know that song?