Monthly Archives: March 2014

We’ll Meet Again by Julie Andrews

Mike Check: Fellers, Ole Mike has a big announcement to make! I recently received a letter from The B.B.C. that said that I have been nominated for a BBC Radio Achievement award for the time I co-hosted the “Shepherd’s Pie Show“. And they tell me that it will be presented by a “Regal Star”? Perhaps that means that ole Mike will get to meet the Queen, which is kind of ironic since I was fired for my impersonation of her?

That means that I’m taking a month off to go to jolly ol’ England. And it’s a shame that I can’t be here for my 3rd Anniversary Month, or as I like to call it: “Three years of Whackin”! But don’t you fellers go anywhere because my daughter will be taking the reigns and she was immediately able to get a hold of a great line up of guests hosts to help her out (She’s one hell of a whiz-kid, let me tell you). So Tomorrow join “my precious petunia” and our first special guest host: “Cheatum The One Eyed Midget” here on The Mike Check Show. But I hope he doesn’t bring one of those sticks of TNT and causes us another fire this year?

Mike Check’s Daughter: Don’t forget that “Thing” I gave you dad like the last time you “left”. You’re still under House Arrest, thanks to that asshole and of course leaving your home is a “crime” right? Especially how much “work” I had to do.

Mike Check: Hush darlin’. So until we meet again, here’s “We’ll Meet Again” here on (for old time sake) “THE WHACKER!”

[*lighting strike*] Muahahaha! Muahahaha! Bye Bye Mike. Muahahaha! Muahahaha!

Mike Check: Did anyone hear that laughing again fellers?

Mike Check’s Daughter: Not a cloud in the sky. Odd?

Cool, Cocky And Bad by The Honky Tonk Man

I’m not sure, but I think that my mailman looks a lot like the Elvis Impersonator that sings this song? I wonder if it’s also the same guy that was the TNA Correspondent from “WWCR: The Whacker!” that took over that job after I…….anyway, speaking of (as they used to say on that progrem) “The Whacker”, that gives me an idea for my “Three years of Whackin” Anniversary in 2 days. Maybe this feller could work well on The Mike Check Show…Wait, what’s this? A letter from London, England?…

…Fellers, somethings come up & ole Mike’s gotta hurry & pack so I’ll tell you more about it tomorrow, but for now please listen to “Cool, Cocky, & Bad” here on THE MACKER!

[*lighting strike*] Muahahaha! Muahahaha! I’ve taken & in 2 days you’ll be next Mike! Muahahaha! Muahahaha!

Where’s that laughing coming from fellers?

Valley Girl by Moon Unit Zappa

Human Behaviour by Bjork

Mike Check: I must had accidentally grabbed this from my daughter’s music pile once again.

Mike’s Daughter: Dad!  I don’t own that record nor you will never catch me listening to that!

Mike Check: Oh…

Our Lady of Fatima by Kitty Kallen and Richard Hayes

Last Song by Edward Bear

Who’s Johnny by El DeBarge

That feller Johnny reminds me of someone back in my WWCR days but I can’t remember who this Johnny is?

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