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Killed By Death by Motörhead / Fighting My Way Back by Thin Lizzy

Did I ever tell you fellers about the time during our 3rd year of Whackin’ when I went off to jolly old England to revive an award and left my daughter, who’s on heck of a whiz-kid, in charge with special guests hosts? Well, apparently it didn’t start off so well, let me tell you:

[*lighting strike*] Muahahaha! Muahahaha! Were you all expecting someone else? It’s the Ratings Reaper and I just reaped my latest victim; Cheatum The One-Eyed Midget. I’m also here to kill “The Mike Check Show” due to it’s poor ratings in this market. Last year it was just your URL, but this year I’m shutting this place down for good, just like I did with a few days ago. So by this evening, there will be NO further 3rd Anniversary celebrations and NO guests hosts this month as promised. Better yet; no more long boring diatribes about working in different markets and hearing music that’s so old that it even pre-dates me! But while I’m here, I might as well play one last song; “It’s Killed By Death by Motörhead”. Bye Bye “Mike Check Show” Muahahaha! Muahahaha!

Hello this is Mike’s daughter. I knew this was a bad idea! My dad leaves this place in the hands of “guest hosts” for one day and look what happens! But it was a good thing that my dad happened to buy a “Seance-Trolla” at a ‘Yard Sale’ in Indianapolis in July 2012. I was able to use it to resurrect this web-site (Editors Note: I already used it to help the guys at that site to resurrect theirs, which worked but somehow it’s now relocated at instead), but unfortunately, I also accidentally summoned a giant robot who called itself “Megatrolla”. That damn thing would have killed me if it weren’t for a “robotic” Shane McMahon who happened to come by and save my life! And this was the song that played while Shane-O-Trolla destroyed Megatrolla:

Arabesque No1 by Isao Tomita

This is Mike’s daughter. First I’d like to say that I hope you enjoyed our special 3rd Anniversary Month and Dad will be back tomorrow…thank god! Secondly, I’m sorry but our final guest host Pete Gazer hasn’t shown up and…wait…I just received a Facebook message from him…and he’s telling me “Don’t shorten my Peter”…Er Okay?? And he wants me to play whatever the hell this is?

Edit: Oh you know what I forgot. To contact Mama from Good Times. I hope she’s not mad that she didn’t get to choose a song…

The Laughing Song by George Younce

Attention people of Earth. I am Ambassador Phantom from the Planet Krankor. I’ve got you now, you scum! Your weapons are useless against me. Listen to this song, otherwise, you’ll be a horrible example for anyone who opposes me! Hah. Hah. Hah. Hah. Hah. Hah. Hah.

The Devil Made Me Do It by Golden Earring

This is The Lord of Darkness, Satan. Today, instead of possessing wrestlers on social networking sites, my plan for World Domination is possessing The Mike Check Show and playing “The Devil Made Me Do It” by Golden Earring. Thank you for your time.

Oh, and worship the Devil!

The Robots by Kraftwerk


Edit: It’s Mike’s daughter here and I think Johnny 4 just died on us…again.

The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang

Hi how’s everyone doing? It’s Don……..Don Mason wishing you a wonderful evening. One song I listen to while using Caramel Topping and Reddi-Whip to remove that “salty taste” is Two “The Bad Touch” by The Bloodhound Gang. This song also reminds of the time when my Grandpa and me were on his farm and we went around the other side of his shed and found some guy banging a horse…

Cocaine Blues by Johnny Cash

It’s your favorite hobo dummy, Stubby, here with the “Cocaine Blues”…and also with this Johnny Cash song! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!. I got a joke; If cocaine was legal what would the little packages be called? Sweet N’ High! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Shucks, now I gotta go and nail a hooker and snort coke off her ass!

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