Monthly Archives: March 2017

The Secret Of My Success by Night Ranger

Mike Check: Usually at this time I would announce our “6 Years Of Whackin'” anniversary special for tomorrow but I’m not sure if Premier Blake is going to keep ole Mike on…

(*phone rings*)

Mike Check: Hello. KMCR?

Premier Blah: This is Premier Blah of and I just wanted to inform you that your time is up and…

Mike’s Daughter: Excuse me. There’s another caller on the line, I’ll put you all on conference and on speaker.

Sam O’Hellyeah: Hello Premier Blah, I knew you’d call. This is Sam O’Hellyeah here and my business partner Mike Check and I have the funds to pay back your debts and purchase complete ownership of THE MIKE CHECK SHOW?

Premier Blah: You’re who?

Sam O’Hellyeah: Sam O’Hellyeah. So do we have a deal?

Premier Blah: Okay. I would have been happier if my Ninja Turtle CD was returned, but very well. Perhaps I could use the money to buy another copy…(*checks on eBay on the Internet on his phone*)…or maybe not?

Sam O’Hellyeah: Returned? Oh didn’t you know. Mike’s Daughter destroyed it with a sledgehammer. That’s why they never actually could return it? Oh, didn’t they tell you?

Premier Blah: What?! But, that was my favorite CD?!

Sam O’Hellyeah: Goodbye. (*switches off PB’s call*) Bwwwohohaaaa! What a maroon.

Mike Check: Thanks there feller. For that huge favor, ole Mike will give you anything.

Sam O’Hellyeah: Anything? Why don’t I appear on your “6 Years Of Whackin'” anniversary special tomorrow and co-host it with you?

Mike’s Daughter: Are you sure that we can trust him? I don’t think this is a good idea since we don’t even know who this “Sam O’Hellyeah” even is?

Mike Check: Hush darlin. (*To “SAM”*) Sure there feller. You’re “The Secret Of My Success” here on…THE MACKER!


Total Control by The Motels

(*phone rings*)

Mike Check: Hello, KMCR?

SAM O’Hellyeah: Hello Mike. So do you want me to help you guarantee total control of The Mike Check Show?

Mike Check: I’m not sure there feller? What’s the catch?

SAM O’Hellyeah: Well firstly, you would have to sell your soul for “Total Control”.

Mike Check: Excuse me there feller? I’m not sure that I understand that particular reference there?

SAM O’Hellyeah: Ha Ha, I’m just kidding. No, I’m just a big fan who just wants to help out a friend in need. The only thing I ask is that you play “Total Control” by The Motels today. Oh, and w…when Premier Blah call you tomorrow , let me in on the conversation.

Mike Check: Weell I can sure do that here on…hold on there. What do you mean “when Premier Blake calls”? How would you know…

(*dial tone*)

Mike Check: Fascinating.

Mike’s daughter: You have to tell me who just called dad? Why have you been so secretive about it?

Mike Check: Weell. It’s meant to be a surprise but some feller called SAM…O’Hallelujah is offering to help us straight out all this mess that we’re in?

Mike’s Daughter: I don’t know who that is but…whatever? We don’t have much time left.

Control by Janet Jackson

Till I Gain Control Again by Emmylou Harris

Make Me Lose Control by Eric Carmen

You Never Can Tell by Chuck Berry

That’ll Be The Day by Buddy Holly

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