Monthly Archives: June 2016

Cambodia by Kim Wilde

Mike Check: This is KMCR and that was “Cambodia”. A song by that fine Cambodian filly; Taylor Wilde from…was it T and A?

Mike’s Daughter: No. TNA. You were the one of the longest running correspondents for that on Wrestlecrap Radio remember? And again, it’s “Kim Wilde” who sings this, who’s English. And by the way, I think you’re also confusing Cambodia with Canada, for some reason, because Taylor Wilde is Canadian.

Mike Check: Ah shucks, you’re right there my precious petunia. Ole Mike’s head doesn’t work too well these days.

Mike’s Daughter: (*chuckles*) Well you might be in luck, you know that she retired from wrestling 4 years ago to study psychology?

Mike Check: Well there, that Canadian filly can study ole Mike’s “head” anytime, let me tell you.

Mike’s Daughter: Eeewww!

Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte by Patti Page

My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mamma by Frank Zappa and The Mothers Of Invention

Down In The Boondocks by Billie Joe Royal

Turn It Into Love by Kylie Minogue

Rock Soldiers by Frehley’s Comet

Sailing by Rod Stewart

(*Phone rings*)

Mike Check: KMCR Radio, Ole Mike Check here…

gay-popeyeGay Popeye: Aw gyuk gyuk. Well blow me……….

Mike Check: Oh no, it seems every time that I think that I’ve heard the last of you, you then call me the very next day. And I thought that you and Ringo were…

Gay Popeye: ….down. It’s Gay Popeye herez and…(*sigh*)…I’mz sailing out at sea lonely because Ringo, my “dream boat”, swamz away back to England. Now I’m allz alone withz mez recordz player on mez boat, listening to the Rod Stewart song; “Sailing”. And nowz the water ain’tz the only thing thatz blue and I don’t feel mez “gay” self and if yez knowz what I mean?

Mike Check: Well you don’t sound “happy” like you usually do, which is what ole Mike thinks that you meant by the term “gay”, because that’s what ole Mike knows it to mean? Although the kids nowadays chuckle whenever I use that term for some reason? Like that time…did I ever tell you feller about the time I once worked the San Francisco market and…

Gay Popeye: Oh yes, make me “happy” again Mike and talk more to mez about yer marketz. Say it slow.

Mike Check: Uh, maybe not. But I’ll say this real quick: Goodbye Feller. (*hangs up phone*). Why me Lord?

%d bloggers like this: