Miss Independent by Kelly Clarkson


Doowutchyalike by Digital Underground

New Slang by The Shins

Mike Check: OW! My head!

Mike’s Daughter: Are you ok Dad?

Mike Check: Yeah I’m fine. How long was I out?

Mike’s Daughter: For about a day or so.

Mike Check: WHAT?!?

Mike’s Daughter: You’re usually out at least a day anyways after you finish a bottle of whiskey.

Mike Check: Let me see the calendar! Oh today’s the day I have to start Raggy David’s week of songs. *looks at his personal record catalogue*. No its not there. Raggy David wants me to learn some “New Slang”. Maybe for a new job?

Mike’s Daughter: No Dad, its a song by The Shins.

Mike Check: That’s a silly name for a band! I don’t call myself “Dick Assman” Now again–

Mike’s Daughter: Here Dad. Here’s the song!

Mike Check: Oh thanks Darlin’

Mike’s Daughter: No problem Dad. *mutters to herself* I had to do that because Raging Demons is keeping a close eye on us after I failed too screw up his songs last year.

Shadows of a Setting Sun by Shadows of The Sun

Mike’s Daughter: Dad I was wondering if you could play a song for me?

Mike Check: Anything for you Darlin’.

Mike’s Daughter: Remember that song that I played last year? The one that was popular with iTunes?

Mike Check: Oh no Darlin’! I’m not playing that song again! I asked a few people who came to the house what this “iTunes” is and they said its made by Apple. I’m in no way dealing with Apple Records! Thhat hack Ringo created that company!

Mike’s Daughter: Not Apple Records Dad, Apple! As in the big– Never mind. Look I just want you to play the sequel to the song.

Mike Check: There was a sequel? Like The Goonies songs?

Mike’s Daughter: Yeah kinda. The song I played last year was the wrestling theme for a wrestler named Shinsuke Nakamura, and at that time he was a good guy–

Mike Check: You mean “Face”.

Mike’s Daughter: Yeah Dad. And when Nakamura went bad guy–

Mike Check: You mean “Heel”.

Mike’s Daughter: Yes Dad, “Heel”. When he went heel, WWE made a new song for Shinsuke Nakamura. Gee Dad, you understand the whole Face/Heel concept but not iTunes was not created by Apple Records.

Mike Check: That seems like an unusual thing to do. *phone rings* Hang on Darlin’. *picks up phone* KMCR Radio?

Mick Foley: Hey Mikey!

Mike Check: Oh no! I mean! Hi Rick!

Mick Foley: I heard your conversation while I was listening to you Mikey and I just wanna say that its not unusual for WWE to make a song when your face and a song when your a heel. They did for me when I was “Mankind”; when I wasa heel they gave me a haunting melody and when I was a face they gave me a snazzy 3-cord number.

Mike Check: That’s great Rick, I–

Mick Foley: Hey Mikey! Could you do me a favor and help me promote my next autograph signing?

Mike Check: Sure Rick.

Mick Foley: I’ll be in Sumter, SC on January 25th and Lexington, NC on January 26th to do an autograh signing for Big Time Wrestling. The details can be found on RealMickFoley.com

Mike Check: Sure I can– *A closet door unexpectedly open spilling out a whole bunch of brooms and other janitorial stuff spills out of the closet, landing on Mike Check rendering him unconscious*

Mick Foley: Hello?

Mike’s Daughter: Yeah hi Mick, its his daughter. Seems like my Dad was knocked out. Let me help you out promoting for those events while I play “Shadows of a Setting Sun” by Shadows of The Sun.

Mick Foley: All right, thanks!

Pure Shores by All Saints

Let’s Work Together by Canned Heat

Chica Chica Boom Chic by Carmen Miranda

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