Respect Yourself by Bruce Willis

Wait Till The Sun Shines Nellie by Bing Crosby and Mary Martin

Cold As Ice by Foreigner

Mike Check: Can any of you fellers tell me why all these folks are dumping buckets of ice over their heads on that Interweb?

Mike’s Daughter: It’s for charity dad. It’s the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge where people make videos of themselves pouring a bucket of ice water on themselves and then donate to ALS research. The more these videos go viral, the more awareness it spreads.

Mike Check: Viral? Can’t you just donate the money without risking catching a nasty cold?

Mike’s Daughter: No…yes…but you don’t understand the point of it dad!

Mike Check: I don’t understand much that goes on these days, let me tell you. But what I do know is that water must be “Cold as Ice” and it’s Foreigner playing now here on THE MACKER!

May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose by Little Jimmy Dickens

Freak-A-Zoid by Midnight Star

The Poor People of Paris by Les Baxter with His Chorus and Orchestra

Here Comes The Judge by Pigmeat Markham

I used to like this song but during my life on this planet fellers and my experiences with a Judge of our Court System there fellers I have to admit something. I’m rather not found of any type of judges of any kind. Well maybe except those Miss USA pageant Judges there fellers. All of those fillies up on stage with me looking at them.

I have to admit that’ll make me happy. Here’s Pigmeat Markham (what a fascinating name) here on…THE MACKER!!!