Struttin With Some Barbecue by Louis Armstrong
Mike Check: So I understand that you have other interests other than wrestling there John?
Angry Jim: I’m telling you! It’s JIIIM!
Mike Check: Forgive me again.
Angry Jim: Yes, I have a BBQ Sauce business where I sell the best gawd **** BBQ sauce in the world! I also have an employee called Hollywood John Tatum…uh no I fired that *******, I mean former NWA announcer Bob Caudel who, when not b****ing about his arthritis, makes my sauce and beats my meat! Once the meat is tenderized, I usually BBQ it out on the porch! Sometimes I would strut naked to this Louis Armstrong song to turn my wife on…but I don’t do that any more since the **** cops keep arresting me for indecent exposure!
Mike Check: …Fascinating.