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The World May Not Like Me by Mike Angelo and The Idols (EXPLICIT) / Don’t Worry Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin

Speaking of Mike Check Shows Forth year of Whackin’, did I tell you fellers about the time that Angry John almost got our show cancelled for playing an inappropriate song. It was darn lucky we were still allowed to continue, so ole Mike Check attempted to use the remainder of the month trying to play songs to turn John “happy”. Well…at least I tried:

Mike Check: Well my lawyers were a little upset that the Denis Leary song from yesterday wasn’t in fact censored, becuase this is a family show after all. And my daughter tells me, who is one hell of a whiz-kid let me tell you, has even censored your language since you’ve been on here this month.

Angry Jim: What the **** **** do you **** mean?! Go **** yourself!

Mike Check: Yep, she’s definitely a whiz-kid alright. So Jim, do you know something more appropriate for The Mike Check Show there?

Angry Jim: I know a song that was once covered by a rassler called “Rowdy” Roddy Piper!

Mike Check: Good Jim. That sounds better already and I seem to remember that I once played “For Everybody” by him a couple of years ago here on The Mike Check Show.

Angry Jim: Well Mike, you can shove your censorship up your *** with this:

Mike Check: Oh no, my lawyers are not going to like this one bit 😦

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Mike Check: Well this the last day of “Four years of Whackin” Month, here on the Mike Check Show, with my special guest “Angry Jim”, thank god.

Angry Jim: Agh, Go **** yourself!

Mike Check: JIIIIM! Let me tell you….Wait I know one more song and if this does make you happy then nothing will. It’s “Don’t Worry Be Happy” by Bobby McFerrin here on THE WHACKER!

Mike Check: So how about it Jim?

Angry Jim: Agh!…Ha Ha Ha. By Gawd that song makes it hard to be angry. Thank ya Mike for having me on as your guest. But before I go, I just want to say to your listeners that tomorrows are never guaranteed so live life today the best you possibly can and do something nice for someone that’s not expecting it. I know that’s just how I’m gonna live my life from this moment on.

Mike Check: Well, that just swell Jim. This is just like the time I worked in…

Angry Jim: Agh! Shut-up about your stupid boring stories about your *****ing markets! F*** you, your listeners and go blow it out your ass and go **** yourself!

Mike Check: ….(*sigh*) Fascinating! See you tomorrow fellers!

Okie From Muskogee by Merle Haggard / One Way Or Another by Blondie

Did I ever tell you fellers about the time that yours truely, ole Mike, has a feller named Angry John as my guest host of our Forth Year Of Whackin’. He definitely was a very…very…very…angry man, let me tell you:

Mike Check: Well fellers, ole Mike would like to announce that my special guest for The Mike Check Show’s “Four Years of Whackin” anniversary month is not in fact Cassius Weave, who was my co-host back when I worked in the Ithica market on a station known as WTKO: THE KNOCKOUT!” No, it was my daughter’s April Fool prank, as the kids say these days, to fool ole Mike. But don’t you fellers get “angry” because my actual special guest co-host has just arrived at the KMCR studios a.k.a. THE MACKER! But before he comes in, let me play his theme music. It’s the Oklahoma Sooners fight song, it’s “Boomer Sooner here on…and I am allowed to call the show this during April…THE WHACKER!

Mike Check: Welcome…John?

Angry Jim: Go f*** yourself! It’s Jim…Angry Jim! You son of a *****!

Mike Check: My apologies, Jim. But I keep forgetting your real name since I know you from the old days as Bill when we both worked the Oklahoma market at a radio station K.N.C.R: THE KNOCKER! I was Jake Boomer, you were Bill Sooner and our show was the “Boomer Sooner Crooner Hour”. Those were the days. Remember when we used to break all those “Jezebels”, as you used to say, hearts. Speaking of that, are you still breaking hearts these days Bill…I mean John?…

Angry Jim: It’s JIM! And no! I got married! And my wife hasn’t ****ed me in years! I spend most of my time in the basement rubbing my meat!

Mike Check: Fascinating?

Angry Jim: And right now I’m angry, you wanna know why?

Mike Check: Why?

Angry Jim: Well “A”, I was told that I wouldn’t have to come back to this ****hole after I played Bar-B-Q by ZZ TOP last year. And “B”, it seemed that I was about to get some action from this big-boobed woman in some hotel in L.A. but I was slobberknockered by ninjas, passed out and ended up at this radio station all of a sudden?! Where the **** am I anyway?!

Mike Check: Uh…let’s not worry about that now my ‘Okie’ friend…oh and speaking of ‘Okie’, here’s a song you might be familiar with; it’s “Okie From Muskogee” by Merle Haggard here on THE WHACKER!

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Angry Jim: I’m gonna get you Johnny Age! Even Deborah Harry can whip your no good pathetic *** like a Government mule!

Mike Check: I’ve heard a lot of things in all the many markets I’ve worked in but I don’t quite understand that “Government Mule” reference there!

Angry Jim: It means the same thing as a “slobberknocker”!

Mike Check: Well whatever that is, all I know is that “one way or another” ole Mike would love to whip out his “Mule” near Ms. Harry’s “slobberknockers”.

Angry Jim: Now I don’t understand what the **** you’re talking about?!

Don’t Worry Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin

Mike Check: Well this the last day of “Four years of Whackin” Month, here on the Mike Check Show, with my special guest “Angry Jim”, thank god.

Angry Jim: Agh, Go **** yourself!

Mike Check: JIIIIM! Let me tell you….Wait I know one more song and if this does make you happy then nothing will. It’s “Don’t Worry Be Happy” by Bobby McFerrin here on THE WHACKER!

Mike Check: So how about it Jim?

Angry Jim: Agh!…Ha Ha Ha. By Gawd that song makes it hard to be angry. Thank ya Mike for having me on as your guest. But before I go, I just want to say to your listeners that tomorrows are never guaranteed so live life today the best you possibly can and do something nice for someone that’s not expecting it. I know that’s just how I’m gonna live my life from this moment on.

Mike Check: Well, that just swell Jim. This is just like the time I worked in…

Angry Jim: Agh! Shut-up about your stupid boring stories about your *****ing markets! F*** you, your listeners and go blow it out your ass and go **** yourself!

Mike Check: ….(*sigh*) Fascinating! See you tomorrow fellers!

Put On A Happy Face by Dick Van Dyke and Janet Leigh

Mike Check: I know what you need to do Jim, you need to turn that frown of yours upside down and put on a happy face…

Angry Jim: Gawd d***it Mike! Happy face?!?! I can’t smile even if I tried because of my Palsy you insensitive *****! You think you’re **** funny like that **** Ed Ferrara who made fun of my Palsy in WCW with that **** Oklahoma gimmick! Now you’re really making me **** angry!!!

Mike Check: Sorry there Jim, I didn’t realize…

Angry Jim: Go **** yourself!

Mike Check: (*sigh*) Well that backfired again.

If You Wanna Be Happy by Jimmy Soul

Mike Check: Maybe Jim if you married an ugly woman, you’d be happy? Like in the song “If You Wanna Be Happy” by Jimmy Soul?

Angry Jim: I tried it but it didn’t work because my wife is “Bowling Shoe Ugly” as far as I’m concerned these days! Oh and Mike, maybe if you actually payed your child support to those hundreds of kids you have out there, you wouldn’t be a such a horses ***!

Mike Check: Uh…I don’t understand that particular reference there Jim? Uh, play the song…NOW!

Don’t Be Angry by Donna Fargo

Mike Check: Well Donna Fargo has a song about not being angry. Maybe you’ll like this? It just might be a lesson to win your wife over?

Angry Jim: Shove it up ya *** Mike!

Fooling Yourself (The Angry Young Man) by Styx

Mike Check: Well The Mike Check Show is back on the air thanks to some effective negotiation tactics by my daughter, who’s one hell of a whiz-kid let me tell you. Although yesterday’s song choice by my special guest co-host Angry Jim almost got us shut down, we are still contractually obligated to have Angry Jim on until the end of “Four years of Whackin” month. But, my lawyers won’t let you choose the songs there Jim.

Angry Jim: They can blow it out their ***!

Mike Check: Now Now Jim. I have an idea. Why I don’t I play a few songs that might cheer you up and change your “angry” ways.

Angry Jim: By Gawd! Everyone from Brother Midnight to Santa Claus has tried to make me happy but it never works!

Mike Check: Well you might learn something from “Fooling Yourself (The Angry Young Man)” by Styx.

Angry Jim: F*** yourself! Styx stinks, just like my life! But it’s better than listening to you’re ****ing voice which is as boring as watching clothes dry on a rainy day!

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