The Gambler by Kenny Rogers
Angry Jim: I want to sing today’s song Mike!
Mike Check: What is it you want to sing there Jim?
Angry Jim: It’s my version on “The Gambler”, that I stole from that **** Blade Braxton from Wrestlecrap.com, which I call “The Barbequer”! It goes like this: (*clears throat*) “You better know how to smoke ’em! Know how to grill ’em! Know how to marinade! Know when to rub!…”
Mike Check: I think there that maybe we should stick to Kenny Roger’s version of “The Gambler” here on THE WHACKER!
Angry Jim: Well you can know when to…shove it up your *** and go **** yourself!