The Intergalactic Laxative by Donovan
This is B.M. Punk: “The Straight Edge Shitter” and its all about respect. After a match, I like to take my ring rats and enjoy a nice “Hot Carl” afterwards on the rat. So listen up marks! No RD Reynolds! No Blade Braxton! None of you hacks can hold down “The Straight Edge Shitter because I don’t need Metamucil to loosen MY stool! I know that lot of you constipated marks out there need the advice from the following song because I just dropped a shitbomb on all of you!