Friday by Ice Cube
Mike Check: Weelll fellers! Today happens to be “Friday”! “Black” Friday in fact so–
Mike’s Daughter: No! Don’t play it!
Mike Check: Don’t worry there darlin, it’s not one of my golden oldies that you usually get bored with? It’s a more recent song called “Friday”–
Mike’s Daughter: That’s exactly what I’m afraid of–
Mike Check: And it’s by a feller who goes under the name “Ice Cube”.
Mike’s Daughter: …Oh, Good, You mentioned the words “Friday” and “Black” and I thought that you wanted to play that irritating song by Reb…(*interrupted by ominous music*)
(*Mike Check peeks out the window and panics. He quickly takes off his gold chain and watch and hides it under his chair*)
Mike’s Daughter: What’s wrong? I only see some guy riding a bike outside…and now he’s gone?
Mike Check: Phew. That was a relief there (*puts his gold chain and watch back on*).
Mike’s Daughter: Uh, dad? Where did you get that chain and…is that a Rolex watch, from anyway?
Mike Check: …Uh? At Black Friday sale once?…Yeah, that’s it.