The Unanswered Question by Charles Ives

Mike Check: Well there fellers! Tomorrow is our 9th Anniversary on the Mike Check Show, making it now “9 Years Of Whackin”! …(*to his daughter*) So do we have any quests coming on there darlin’?

Mike’s Daughter: No, they all cancelled due to being scared of catching the “Corona Virus. So nothing special planned for this year?

*phone rings*

Mike Check: Well perhaps it’s someone calling to uncancel now? (*picks up phone*) Hello, KMCR. Mike Check speaking?

*Deep voice on the phone*: EYYYYEEEEEE?!?!?!? (*phone hangs up*)

Mike Check: So darlin’ did you catch that phone tapping thingamabob gadget on your computer there darlin’?

Mike’s Daughter: Yes…I mean, what? That’s odd? Numbers are supposed to appear on the screen but all that comes up are (“??? ????”) seven question marks? I’m not sure what this means?

Mike Check: This whole hing has just become an “Unanswered Question” there darlin?