Mike Check: Weeelll fellers, today marks our 2000th song here on The Mike Check Show. And I’d like to thank you the listeners for making that possible and, oh heck, why don’t I leave it to you the listeners to make a special request to mark the occasion.
Mike Check: Hello KMCR, Mike Check speaking?
Kid’s Voice: OVER THE TOP DAD! (*phone hangs up*)
Mike Check: Huh? Oh shucks. Does ole Mike have another child he has to give money to?
Mike’s Daughter: No. I think (…I hope) that was the song request…
Mike Check: I’ve never heard of a song called “Over the Top Dad”, is it new?
Mike’s Daughter: No. But remember when RD and Blade from Wrestlecrap Radio used to make reference to that Sylvester Stallone movie “Over the Top”, and imitated that kid from the trailer.
Mike Check: I’m not sure I…
Mike’s Daughter: God! Just play “Winner Takes It All” by Sammy Hagar!
Mike Check: Here’s a song by a pretty filly that ole Mike would like to be “Physical” with…
Mike Check: KMCR Radio, Ole Mike Check here…
Gay Popeye: Aw gyuk gyuk gyuk! Well blow me……………….
Mike Check: Oh no, this feller’s still calling me?
Gay Popeye: ….DOWN! Ah gyuk gyuk gyuk! It’s Gay Popeye herez and I’mz glad that ya played the song “Physical” Mike because I lovez the music video with those men inz it that are so BIG AND BURLY! And speakingz of “Physical” Mike, would ya like ta getz phys…
Mike Check: No. Goodbye Feller. (*hangs up phone*).
What’s this hullabaloo in this song’s lyrics about white men not being able to jump? Why ole Mike could jump higher than any of these fellers in Riff. Did I ever tell you fellers that I broke records, no pun intended, by performing a 6 foot vertical leap back in 1942? Well, let me demonstrate…
(*Mike attempts to jump and fails to leave the ground*)
AGGHH! MY BACK!