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Winner Takes It All by Sammy Hagar


Mike Check: Weeelll fellers, today marks our 2000th song here on The Mike Check Show. And I’d like to thank you the listeners for making that possible and, oh heck, why don’t I leave it to you the listeners to make a special request to mark the occasion.

(*phone rings*)

Mike Check: Hello KMCR, Mike Check speaking?

Kid’s Voice: OVER THE TOP DAD! (*phone hangs up*)

Mike Check: Huh? Oh shucks. Does ole Mike have another child he has to give money to?

Mike’s Daughter: No. I think (…I hope) that was the song request…

Mike Check: I’ve never heard of a song called “Over the Top Dad”, is it new?

Mike’s Daughter: No. But remember when RD and Blade from Wrestlecrap Radio used to make reference to that Sylvester Stallone movie “Over the Top”, and imitated that kid from the trailer.

Mike Check: I’m not sure I…

Mike’s Daughter: God! Just play “Winner Takes It All” by Sammy Hagar!

Physical by Olivia Newton-John

Mike Check: Here’s a song by a pretty filly that ole Mike would like to be “Physical” with…

(*Phone rings*)

Mike Check: KMCR Radio, Ole Mike Check here…

gay-popeyeGay Popeye: Aw gyuk gyuk gyuk! Well blow me……………….

Mike Check: Oh no, this feller’s still calling me?

Gay Popeye: ….DOWN! Ah gyuk gyuk gyuk! It’s Gay Popeye herez and I’mz glad that ya played the song “Physical” Mike because I lovez the music video with those men inz it that are so BIG AND BURLY! And speakingz of “Physical” Mike, would ya like ta getz phys…

Mike Check: No. Goodbye Feller. (*hangs up phone*).

Copacabana by Barry Manilow

Marathon by Rush

Chariots Of Fire by Vangelis

Running On Empty by Jackson Browne

White Men Can’t Jump by Riff

What’s this hullabaloo in this song’s lyrics about white men not being able to jump? Why ole Mike could jump higher than any of these fellers in Riff. Did I ever tell you fellers that I broke records, no pun intended, by performing a 6 foot vertical leap back in 1942? Well, let me demonstrate…

(*Mike attempts to jump and fails to leave the ground*)


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