Mike Check: Hello, KMCR. Mike Check speaking?
*Deep voice on the phone*: EYYYYEEEEEE?!?!?!? (*phone hangs up*)
Mike’s Daughter: That’s the forth week in a row that you’ve been getting those strange prank calls, dad?
Mike Check: Darn it! If there was only a way to find out what number is calling us, darling?
Mike’s Daughter: You could always just dial *69?
Mike Check: Wash ya mouth out with soap there darlin’? I’m not sure how ole Mike’s favorite position is gonna solve that problem?
Mike’s Daughter: *sigh* No! Dial those numbers on the phone to find out who last called you!
Mike Check: Oh?…(*dials “*69” *)…Nope, it the number’s unlisted.
Mike’s Daughter: The next time he calls, I’ll have to find a way to tap the phone to find the answer to these “Questions”?
Mike Check: You were always one hell of a “whiz kid”, darlin’.