Don’t Stand So Close To Me by The Police

I’m Gonna Wash That Man Right Out Of My Hair by Mitzi Gaynor

Tired Of Being Alone by Al Green

Questions by Bobby Darin

*phone rings*

Mike Check: Hello, KMCR. Mike Check speaking?

*Deep voice on the phone*: EYYYYEEEEEE?!?!?!? (*phone hangs up*)

Mike’s Daughter: That’s the forth week in a row that you’ve been getting those strange prank calls, dad?

Mike Check: Darn it! If there was only a way to find out what number is calling us, darling?

Mike’s Daughter: You could always just dial *69?

Mike Check: Wash ya mouth out with soap there darlin’? I’m not sure how ole Mike’s favorite position is gonna solve that problem?

Mike’s Daughter: *sigh* No! Dial those numbers on the phone to find out who last called you!

Mike Check: Oh?…(*dials “*69” *)…Nope, it the number’s unlisted.

Mike’s Daughter: The next time he calls, I’ll have to find a way to tap the phone to find the answer to these “Questions”?

Mike Check: You were always one hell of a “whiz kid”, darlin’.

Lou’s Got The Flu by Roger Miller

Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In) by Kenny Rogers and The First Edition

Sick Bed Blues by Skip James

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