Back Door Santa by Clarence Carter

Mike Check: Next up on “Christmas Carousal” is an ole hit by Clarence Carter, it’s called “Back Door Santa”…

(*phone rings*)

Mike Check: (*picks up phone*) Hello, KMCR? Mike Check here?

gay-popeyeGay Popeye: Aw gyuk gyuk gyuk! Well blow me……………….

Mike Check: No, not you again?!

Gay Popeye: ….DOWN! Ah gyuk gyuk gyuk! Merry Christmaz Mike. It’z Gay Popeye herez and since yer gonna playz that song today I was wondering if I could beez yer “Back Door Santa”? Becauze unlike old Saintz Nick, I bringz me “present” and I “comez” more than once a year, if ye knowz what I mean? 😉 Ah gyuk gyuk gyuk!

Mike Check: No…and I “do” understand that particular reference completely there feller. Goodbye! (*slams down the phone and calls out to his daughter*)…Darlin! Could you please lock the back door!?


(Everybody’s Waiting For) The Man with the Bag by Kay Starr

Christmas Vacation by Mavis Staples

The Winter Song by Angel

The Night Santa Went Crazy by “Weird” Al Yankovic

Christmas by The Who

Santa Claus and His Old Lady by Cheech And Chong

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