Halloween Spooks by Lambert, Hendricks and Ross
Mike Check: Happy Halloween from The Mike Check Show fellers here at KMCR!
*Mike Check finds a white envelope on his radio equipment. Mike Check opens the envelope and reads the two letters contained in it*
Mike Check: DARLIN’!
*Mike Check’s Daughter comes out of her room as a sexy mime.
Mike Check: What are you dressed at?!
Mike’s Daughter: I’m a sexy mime for work. What’s going on?
Mike Check: I feel good, people liked this year’s Halloween Hootenanny so I decided to keep it for next year. I found this! *waving the envelope*
*Mike Check’s Daughter reads the letters*
Mike’s Daughter: OH, YOU’RE KIDDING ME?! This letter is from Cody Rhodes saying that you owe him $100,00 for the services that Dusty Rhodes did for you and you NEVER PAID A DIME?!
Mike Check: Well Dusty’s cuts of meats were pretty lousy and he made me that lamp and it never works.
Mike’s Daughter: I. I. *facepalms herself* AH! My Makeup! *rushes back to her room*