Climate Mash by Bobby Pickett
Mike Check (*at his front door talking to a trick or treater*): And there you go, whatever you are? *drops bag of candy in a bag* Happy Halloween! *closes door* Darlin’, I have a question for you!
Mike’s Daughter: What?
Mike Check: What’s this “climate change” the fellers on the news keep talkin’ about?
Mike Check: Well…climate change is basically a shift in worldwide weather phenomena associated with an increase in global average temperatures.
Mike Check: Huh?
Mike’s Daughter: It means the weather is changing to a point where its getting hotter in the world.
Mike Check: Oh. Well you see there was this little girl outside and said she was dressed as climate change.
Mike’s Daughter: ??? Now how do you dress as that?
Mike Check: It was weird for sure. But I do have a song about it though and it’s by Bobby Pickett.
Mike’s Daughter (*ironically*): The Monster Mash guy? Oh! This will be good!
Mike Check: Not the “Monster Mash”, its the “Climate Mash” here on…Halloween Hootenanny!