The Toilet Song by The Wiggles
Mike’s Daughter: Hi Kids. Well today is going to be “interesting” becuase we are going to be teaching some of you smaller ones about potty training.
Mike Check: I’m not sure that I can do that darlin’, I might by letting the cat out of the bag here, but ole Mike has to wear Depends these days in case of an accident?
Mike’s Daughter: I think that’s too much information that we needed to know dad? But no, we have a special guest to us us about potty training today, who is; B.M Punk.
B.M. Punk (*Enters*): Yes it’s me, B.M. Punk, The Straight Edge Sh…Pooer, and I’m going to teach you kids about using the toilet. And once you learn how to carl from me, you never need Metamucil to loosen your stool.
Mike’s Daughter: Yeah, but I’m not sure if the kids need that for that anyway?
Mike Check: But I do there feller?
B.M. Punk (*ignoring Mike*): Good. Then we can begin. Now where’s a toilet that I can use to demonstrate?
Mike’s Daughter: Ah? Can’t we just pretend? I’m sure the kids can just use their imagination?
B.M. Punk: No. We must do this properly.
Mike’s Daughter: But I can’t just bring a whole toilet in here?
B.M. Punk: Forget it. Let’s just skip to lesson number 2. Kids, since I’m talking to those who are no longer wearing diapers, you may find yourself in a situation where you need to sh…poo and can’t find a bathroom. So what B.M Punk does is carry around this trash-bag (*takes out folded trash-bag from his underwear*). Now what you do is open it up, place it behind your butt and then squat.
Mike’s Daughter: No. I think that’s enough demonstrating Punk?
B.M. Punk (*ignoring Mike’s daughter*): Then you pull down your underwear—
*Five minutes later*
Mike’s Daughter (*holding her nose and looking nauseated*): I think the word for today was “Trashbagging”? Excuse me dad, I need to go puke again.
Mike Check (*holding his nose*): Okay, *cough* well since we couldn’t show the end of P.M Bunk’s segment on *cough*, here’s The Wiggles with “The Toilet Song” instead, here on The NEW Mike Check Show!