Lick It Up by Kiss

*Phone rings*

Mike Check: (*picks up phone*) Hello, KMCR. Mike speaking?

Dixie Carter: Why hello there sugah (*lick, lick, lick*). I’m so glad that you played a song that I was apart of yesterday (*lick, lick, lick*).

Mike Check: Ah? No, I believe I played something by Cheech and Chong?

Dixie: Oh my yes, but I was apart of the song at about the (*lick, lick, lick*) 1.54 minute mark, there sugah.

Mike Check: Are you sure? Or judging by that noise you’re makin’, you might be smoking that Mary Jane stuff like those Cheech and Chong fellers?

Dixie: Oh my, no. (*lick, lick, lick*) I’m currently eating my favorite Ice Cream flavor there sugah. (*lick, lick, lick*)

Mike Check: So what ice cream flavor is your favorite? I hope you have a preference for ole Mike’s large cone, full of my creamy sugar, if you get my meaning there?

Dixie: Oh my, you’re makin’ me blush (*lick, slurp, lick, slurp*). No, I like chocolate and vanilla and mocha but, ooh my favorite is licorice, but I also like pistachio, and strawberry and raspberry and boysenberry and berry berry (*lick, slurp, lick, slurp*)…excuse me sugah, I can’t eat and talk at the same time, bye now…(*dial tone*)

Mike Check: Fascinating? Well, it seems when it comes to ice cream, that filly sure likes to “Lick it Up”, here on…THE MACKER!

Posted on November 25, 2018, in music. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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