The Bargain Store by Dolly Parton
I don’t know why there are so many crazy fellers at the Mall on the day after Thanksgiving? This reminds me of a story that RJ told, on WWCR: THE WHACKER, where he saw some filly collecting seven candy bars…one at a time, until she made up the cost of her $100 gift card? Then there was a feller with a shopping cart full of strawberries and only “one” cucumber? Why only one…?
Mike Check: Hold that thought there fellers. (*picks up phone*) Hello, KMCR? Mike Check here?
Gay Popeye: Aw gyuk gyuk gyuk! Well blow me……………….
Mike Check: No?! Is that you, Happy Hawkeye?!
Gay Popeye: …………DOWN! Ah gyuk gyuk gyuk! It’z Gay Popeye here and I wantz to tell yez why someone wouldz want just “one” cucumber, preferably onez thatz BIG, BURLY and RIPE. That remindz me of y—
Mike Check (*interrupts*): Goodbye feller! (*hangs up phone*)
…Anyway, enough of that…as there was another bizarre miracle moment in RJ’s story where he saw a woman pop out of her wheelchair and used it as a shopping cart?…It seems that people will do anything for a “bargain”??? Just like Dolly Parton at “The Bargain Store”, here on…THE MACKER!