Monster Swim by Bobby Pickett
Mike Check: Well fellers, it’s almost Halloween so that means that it’s time to play…
Mike’s Daughter: No, not “Monster Mash”! Please, anything but that again!
Mike Check: No darlin’, don’t you worry there. I’m not gonna play that this time because The Monster Mash is old hat. No, ole Mike’s gonna got something that’s bigger and better than that song this year.
Mike’s Daughter: Well that’s a relief.
Mike Check: This year it’s time for…The “Monster Swim” by Bobby Pickett here on Halloween Hootenanny!
Mike’s Daughter: What!??! It’s basically the same damn song! Ah forget it!