Ghost of Stephen Foster by Squirrel Nut Zippers

Su Yung: ENOUGH GAMES! NOW I WILL KILL YOU MIKE CHECK AND–

*”Woken” Matt Hardy suddenly appears holding a goldfish bowl in his hands*

“Woken” Matt Hardy: AAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHA! No so fast there vile demons, YYEEESSSS! The Ghost of Stephen Foster has told me of your vile actions and you need to be– (*To Mike’s Daughter*) Daughter of MEEK Check, would you mind holding Napoleon Bonaparte for me? I was in the middle of cleansing his fishbowl before teleporting to this location?

Mike’s Daughter: Oh yes, sure! *grabs the fishbowl containing “Napoleon Bonaparte”*

“Woken” Matt Hardy: Su Yung. You need to be DELETED!!!

*”Woken” Matt Hardy fires a blast at Su Yung that sends her outside colliding on to The Zombie Bridal Party after eating their fill of The New Age Outlaws. Su Yung growls in anger and orders The Zombie Bridal Party to swarm “Woken” Matt Hardy! Su Yung and “Woken” Matt Hardy clash*

Su Yung (*struggling with “Woken” Matt Hardy): NOW SERVANT OF THE…SEVEN DEITIES! ONCE I KILL YOU AND MIKE CHECK, I WILL GO TO YOUR COMPOUND AND…OBTAIN THE SHARD OF QUI’LAVO TO MAKE MYSELF EVEN MORE POWERFUL!!!

“Woken” Matt Hardy (*struggling with Su Yung*): NEV-AH! YOU VILE SERVANT OF THE DARK DEITIES, ENEMIES OF THE SEVEN DEITIES! I WILL NOT LET YOU LAY YOUR HANDS ON MEEK CHECK AND YOU WILL NEV-AH LAY FOOT ON THE HARDY COMPUND!!!

*The Zombie Bridal Party finally overwhelm “Woken” Matt Hardy then all of a sudden, much to the shock of everyone and especially Su Yung, a member of The Zombie Bridal Party explodes. Then another Zombie Bridesmaid explodes, then another one, until all of The Zombie Bridesmaids explode, leaving only Su Yung and The Zombie Maid Of Honor still standing.*

Su Yung (yelling at “Woken” Matt Hardy) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

“Woken” Matt Hardy: I have not performed a thing?

Mike’s Daughter: OOH! OOH! I know!

“Woken” Matt Hardy: Be Careful with Napoleon Bonaparte that you are in possession with, Daughter of MEEK Check with the large fake mammory glands. What exactly happened in the precise moment in space and time previous to my arrival?

Mike’s Daughter: The Zombie Brides ate The New Age Outlaws!

“Woken” Matt Hardy: AAAAHHHHAHAHAHA! It makes perfect sense to me YEEEEEESSSSS! (to Su Yung) Vile fiend, when your ghastly Maids of Matrimony ate the persons that advised people to call their behinds over the years, they had absorbed a lot of negative and dark energy for their past misdeeds! Those dark minions of hers simply couldn’t contain all that dark energy they consumed so they were self-DELETED! YEESS!

Mike’s Daughter: OK, but why didn’t she die? *pointing to the Zombie Maid of Honor*

Su Yung: MY MAID OF HONOR IS A LOT STRONGER…THAN THE REST OF THEM!

“Woken” Matt Hardy: Now please go cleanse Napoleon’s fishbowl, he gets quite irritated if it is not performed correctly.

Mike’s Daughter: Fine, fine. I’ll go into the kitchen to clean your goldfish’s bowl.

*Distracted by Mike’s Daughter, Su Yung and The Zombie Maid Of Honor attack “Woken” Matt Hardy! Then all of a sudden, an unknown attacker punches The Zombie Maid Of Honor through the back of her head*

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