Night Of The Living Dead by The Misfits

Mike’s Daughter: YOU WHAT?!?

Mike Check: I-I-I had an anti-zombie potion recipie with me just in case this situation would happen.

Mike’s Daughter: WHY DIDN’T YOU USE IT WHEN ZOMBIE NATHANIEL WAS HERE?!?

Mike Check: Well…I really wanted a pet zombie.

Mike’s Daughter: YOU WHAT?!? We could had been spared the torture of Zombie Nathaniel, not have Winter kicked our asses and you wanted a PET ZOMBIE?!?

Mike Check: Uh. Yes?

Mike’s Daughter: That’s it! I’ve had it! *Mike’s Daughter grabs Mike Check by the throat and starts to strangle him until they heard a noise*

Mike’s Daughter (releases Mike Check from her strangle hold): Holy crap! Its looks like The Night Of The Living Dead outside!

*The Zombie Bridal Party crashes through the front yard*

Mike Check: Uh…Darlin’

Mike’s Daughter (sighs): What is it Dad?

Mike Check: I personally coated that fence with the anti-zombie potion. They’re not supposed to do that.

Mike’s Daughter: Aw crap baskets!

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