Witch Queen by Chantoozies
Mike’s Daughter: Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My–
*Mike Check slaps her daughter across the face*
Mike’s Daughter (pauses for a second): OW! What The–!
Mike Check: I had to slap you because fillies get all hysterical over nothing.
Mike’s Daughter: NOTHING! Su Yung is actually some spirit witch queen possesing a zombie body, her Bridal Party is made up of actual zombies and they want to KILL YOU!
Mike Check: And?
Mike’s Daughter (slowly getting up): AND! This will be the second time that zombies try to kill us and I don’t think that this time a bunch of Abyss’ themes will stop them!
Mike Check: Relax Darlin’, we’ll be ok.
Mike’s Daughter: How can you be so sure of that?!
Mike Check: Because all that stuff I asked to paint the house with was in fact an anti-zombie potion.
Mike’s Daughter: YOU WHAT?!