We Want Your Soul by Adam Freeland
PREVIOUSLY. ON THE MIKE CHECK SHOW:
*”The Zombie Bride” herself Su Yung slowly shambles up to the Zombie Bridal Party*
Mike Check: Its her damn it! Get in the house now!
Mike’s Daughter: Its Su Yung!—-
AND NOW. ON THE MIKE CHECK SHOW:
Mike’s Daughter: Its Su Yung! But she’s no zombie bride, it’s just a gimm—
Su Yung: MIKE….CHECK!
Mike Check: Uh…Yes pookie?
Su Yung: MY…BRIDAL PARTY…HAS A FEW…WORDS FOR YOU!
Mike Check (hiding behind the door): What is it?
Su Yung and The Zombie Bridal Party: WE…WANT…YOUR…SOUL!!!
Mike Check: Well there, if you fillies just wanted ole Mike to play some soul music, you could’ve just asked—
Su Yung: THAT WAS NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU FOOL!
*Su Yung raises her arms up as cars explode and street lights shatter*
Mike Check: It seems there that you still the same sense of humor…but, I just remembered that we have to go inside now. Bye.
Mike’s Daughter: What?! She’s real?! HOLY SH–
Mike Check: Hush darlin, get inside. Now!
*Mike Check grabs her daughter, throws her in the house, slams and locks the door shut*