Supersonic Rocket Ship by The Kinks

STAN: Oh! Heaven It! It looks like that I’ll need to take drastic action. “Broken” or “Woken” Matt Hardy or whatever your called now, you may have overpowered my son Damien, but not me! Why don’t you watch this little trick (*STAN grows 70 feet tall*)

Mike Check: Oh no?! Sam has become the size of Godzilla?!

Checkdar: Mike Check, what’s a Godzilla?

Mike’s daughter: It’s…never mind that now. Now what do we do?

“Woken” Matt Hardy: I do not know? Even my own ‘Woken Wisdom’ could not withstand a demon of such large stature on the battlefield?

The Great Khali: Inoch Chah!

Mike: Check: I’m not sure that I understand that reference there feller?

Mike’s daughter: Khali says that it’s personal and he wants to fight STAN, but how?

(*The Great Khali also grows 70 feet tall and stars fighting STAN*)

Mike’s Daughter: How the hell did he do that?

Doc Brown: I think I might know? The Great Khail has employed some ancient mystical Punjabi powers that only a very few humans can perform. One such ability is to grow 70 feet at command (*all, except Doc Brown, are confused*)…What? Am I the only one that has read about this?

(*The Great Khail and STAN have back and forth Godzilla battle, but STAN eventually gets the upper hand*)

Mike Check: I think Sam is gonna win if we don’t do something there fellers?

Mike’s daughter: We would require something the size of Khali’s rocket moving at a supersonic speed to take him down or something?

Kimar: Quick, Doctor Emmett Brown and Woken Matt Hardy, please assist me in launching The Great Khail’s spacecraft into STAN’s Abdomen?

Doc Brown: But even if we did that, I’m afraid that would not be enough power to take STAN out! For a being of that size, you’ll need a force of at least 1.1 Gigawatts of power to even make an effect!

Kimar: Checkdar, Jimdar! Retrieve the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!

Doc Brown: The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!? I’ve only read theories about a Martian doomsday device fueled by Maronium, a compound more potent than a Plutonium, but I never believed that it actually existed?

Kimar: Affirmative. It was developed for The Great Martian War but left unused.

Jimdar: Are you certain that we should equip the spacecraft with Space Modulator?! What a Kcufing waste of a good bomb!

Kimar: Make it so! Now!

(*Khali’s spacecraft is quickly equipt with the Space Modulator*)

Doc Brown: Great Scott?! How are we to fly the spacecraft without having to sacrifice one of our lives?

“Woken” Matt Hardy: Ahhahahahaha! Yeeeeesssssss! Allow me to make use of my physic abilities to launch the spacecraft via auto-pilot into that vile King of Trolls. (*uses his powers to automatically launch the spacecraft into STAN and knocks him down unconscious*). Aaahhhhh yeeessss, King of Trolls! It seems that I have just procured a “Supersonic Rocket Ship”, ahahahahahha Yeeeessssss! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

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Posted on April 26, 2018, in music and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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