Mars Attacks by Misfits
Mike Check: Doc Brown is that you there feller?
Doc Brown: Yes, it’s Doctor Emmett Brown here. And STAN, I am going to put a stop to your shenanigans on Mars once and for all!
STAN: Really? You and what army?
Doc Brown: Army? Well I want you to meet a few friends that I brought along with me: C.S. Robocop, Angry Jim, Iron Mark Tyson, and The Midnight Rose. Or as I like to call then, the Crapvengers!
Angry Jim: I don’t want to be called that! Go **** yourselves! I wanted to be called “The Dependables”!
Doc Brown: JIIIIM there’s no time for that now! The fate of the world…I should I say galaxy, “depends” on it! …Or on second thought, perhaps your name is—
STAN: (*interrupts*) Crapvengers? Dependables? (*bursts out laughing*) I don’t know which name is worse? But what ever you’re called, you might as well be the “Misfits”, because that’s all you all are. But, I’d like to know how the heavens you “dumbasses”, now that’s a better name, even get here?
Doc Brown: Well, I’m glad you asked. In my travels to the future, I had discovered that the Martins had taken control of the Earth under the rule of STAN: The Evil Troll Lord, and in that time, I had also discovered that the Trolla Corporation were also secretly creating spacecrafts, from an abandoned underground Space-X laboratory, that would take man to as far as Mars. So when I had returned to the year 2018, I was supposed to arrive on the date March, 31 but there was a problem with my Delorean’s computer, which led me to arrive a few weeks too late. By that time my Delorean had broke down and I had also discovered that, not only had Mike Check been abducted, but so had his daughter. So I then gathered everyone that wanted to participate in assisting bringing them back home and saving the Earth. And Premier Blah had also gladly let me use his future rocket technology, that I brought back to modify the Delorean into a spacecraft, to get here.
STAN: That’s a nice little story Doc, but how are you going to stop me?
Angry Jim: Well, I’ll will whip you and your Mazi a***es like Government Mules!
Midnight Rose: You will say hello to my little friend, mang!
C.S. Robocop: Your move creep!
Iron Mark Tyson: I will punch you…(*all stare at him*)…What? What’s wrong with my catchphrase?
(*”The Crapvengers” charge at STAN and the Mazis but Damien uses his powers to knock them all out unconscious*)
Damien: Really? That was your army? I just took them all out myself and I’m just a kid?
STAN: Thank you son. Now my Mazi servants; take Doc Brown prisoner!
Doc Brown: I don’t think so. It seems that I had neglected to mention another minor detail STAN. I had a hunch that the probability of the chances of the “Crapvengers” in defeating you were minimal and they were merely a decoy. So I had also created a second spacecraft, which will arrive here very shortly, to carry a fifth individual to assist us. The Delorean, with the five of us, could not accommodate the large frame of this extra individual…(*the second spacecraft lands in the vicinity*)…and I think he’s just arrived!
STAN: No, it can’t be?!
Doc Brown: Yes, meet…The Great Khali!