Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop) by Scatman John
Checkdar: What other Earth music do you have for us Mike Check?
Mike Check: Well there feller. I understand that Martian is a strange language to me, the only phrase I’m familiar with is “I love you” which is “EEP OPP ORK AHAH”?
Gaiedar: Oh Mike Check. Repeat that phrase. Repeat it Quickly.
Jimdar: Quiet, Gaiedar! (*to Mike*) What is your point Mike Check!
Mike Check: Welll, speaking of strange languages, how about I play a scat song by a feller named Scatman John here on…MMCR!
Jimdar: What is the meaning of what this vile human is saying? This does not sound like any Earth language that I have studied nor is it any dialect on Mars?!
Mike Check: Well, it called Scat singing, it’s…
Jimdar: Quiet! I must decipher what this human is saying?
Mike Check: But he’s not actually saying anything. Scat singing is just gibberish—
Jimdar: I said, quiet!
Checkdar: But we cannot be quiet since Kimar wishes to here commentary on this music?
Jimdar: Very well! At least lower the volume for your voices so I can have the ability least listen.
Gaiedar: Don’t despair Jimdar, I will stay silent as I do not care about the message anyway.
Jimdar: Well at least there is another being here that has some sense.
Gaiedar: That is because I wish to only stare at the human man in the video…the facial hair on his upper lip make him seem so…LARGE AND MUSCULAR!
Jimdar: Gaiedar! As I have facial hair as Mike Check would classify on Earth as a “Goatee”, I command that you cease your strange comments as they bring forth discomfort!
Gaiedar: And your “Goatee” also makes you appear so—
Jimdar: Quiet and go Kcuf yourself!
Jimdar: Good!…Wait!? What!?
Mike Check: Fellers? Shouldn’t we get back to talking about the song? And they say that ole Mike rambles on and on. Oh, that reminds me of a story, did I ever tell you fellers about the time that RJ got mad at Brad Brakestown for getting sidetracked—
Checkdar (*interrupts*): Who is this “Brakestown”?
Mike Check: Well, he—
Jimdar: Quiet! I think I have deciphered the meaning of “Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop”
Mike Check: What is it feller? Not that there is actually any meaning?
Jimdar: It means…Go Kcuf yourself!
Checkdar: Blasphemy! Mike Check? You should not have played music with such foul language?
Jimdar: No you fool! Towards Mike Check I was being, as they say on Earth, “sarcastic”! He is correct! There is no meaning to this! It’s Stupid! Just like all of human entertainment and culture!
Mike Check: Weelll, I have one word to describe the meaning of this moment right now fellers, *sigh*…Fascinating.