Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft by The Carpenters

Mike Check: Weell fellers, we have been playing those Martian novelty songs by Buchanan and Goodman, etc, all month here on KMCR and still haven’t heard any response from the planet Mars. It seems that my daughter is right and this whole convoluted story about the Martians invading us this year turned out to be false, so perhaps…

Mike’s daughter: Dad, the signal on my computer is jammed!

*A Martian voice is heard through Mike’s Daughter speakers*: Calling Mike Check from Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft. Come in Mike Check?

Mike Check: Hello, Mike Check here. Is this Mars?

“Martian voice”: Affirmative. These noises produced on you radio progrem by the ones that you call “Buchanan and Goodman” have confused our Mars Children and they want to d…d…(*signal starts fading*)

Mike’s daughter: Hello? Are you there? No. I think he’s gone…or perhaps…He’s coming? Do you think that he want to say that thy want to d..d…destroy us?! What are we going to do? And where’s Doc Brown when you need him?

Mike Check: Weell, I don’t know there darlin, all ole Mike can do now is do what I do best…play a song by “The Carpenters”, here on…THE MACKER!

Posted on March 30, 2018, in music and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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