I Hate Myself For Loving You by Joan Jett and The Blackhearts
Mike Check: (*picks up phone*) KMCR, Mike Check speaking?
Premier Blah: Hello Mike, this is Premier Blah of wrestlecrapradio.com/dot blogspot.com. And as your sponsorship benefactor, I have a promotion consideration for today’s show with a special Wrestlecrap Radio guest.
Mike Check: Well there Premier Blake, who might that be there feller?
Premier Blah: Premier Blake? Is that the mirror universe version of myself with a goatee?
Mike Check: I’m not sure that I understand that particular reference there feller?
Premier Blah: Never mind…oh, here he…or she(?) is right now:
(*The Wrestlecrap Radio XFL Queen, Formerly known as The Wrestlecrap Fantasy Football Drag Queen, appears singing in the tune of “I Hate Myself For Loving You” by Joan Jett and The Blackhearts*)
Hey Jack, it’s a fact that the XFL’s back.
This time successful unlike 205 with Drew Gulak.
I’m a male with a really huge rack.
Mike, I’ll be here to help you fantasy play.
And “fascinating” is what you will say-iay-iay-iay.
I’m The Wrestlecrap Radio XFL Queen.
I look like half Tammy and half Mr. Bean.
I doubt El Dandy just like Mean Gene.
The Wrestlecrap Radio XFL Queen.
Hey, you need a player for your XFL pick? I’m quite confident that you should choose Hassan Shamsid-Deen. No one else picked him so I “scrambled” him right up.
My new name’s better than “He Hate Me”.
I wear a dress and have a goatee.
I stand up when I do a pee.
I’m the The Wrestlecrap Radio XFL Queen.
(*phone hangs up*)
Mike Check: Fascinating. I’m not sure that I understand any of those references sung by that Ben Vereen sounding feller over there? But what I do know is that background music sounded just like “I Hate Myself For Loving You” by Joan Jett and The Blackhearts” here on…”Love on The Ropes Month”!