The Chipmunk Song by The Monarch, Henchman 21, and The Pupae Twins
*Knocks on the door*
Mike’s Daughter: Coming! *opens door*
[Theme:”Cool, Cocky, And Bad” by The Honky Tony Man”]
Honky Tonk Mailman: I’m The Honky Tonk Mailman and I got some mail here for a Mike…Check?
Mike’s Daughter: Here I’ll take it. Don’t tell me that The Great Khali has sent us another…*grabs the mail, opens it and takes a sigh of relief* It’s not…but wait a minute? This is from 2010? So what gives?
Honky Tonk Mailman: I always bring the mail here on time because I’m Cool, Cocky, and I’m Delivering You The Mail, Thank You Very Much!
Mike’s Daughter: But–
Honky Tonk Mailman: I’ll even give you the latest stamps that the U.S. Postal Service has to offer. *gives stamps*
Mike’s Daughter: What are these?
Honky Tonk Mailman: Those are Baron Corbin Stamps! Its like having the real thing in you hand as in one lick and it’ll feel like your watching a Baron Corbin match or hearing him speak!
Mike’s Daughter: What do you mean?
Honky Tonk Mailman: As in one lick from those stamps and you’ll immediately fall asleep from boredom like everything he does! Thank You Very Much! *Honky Tonk Mailman leaves*
Mike’s Daughter: Dad! *glancing at mail* We got a letter.
Mike Check: Really? From who?
Mike’s Daughter: Well its an old letter from…Wrestlecrapradio.com?
Mike Check: What do they want Darlin’?
Mike’s Daughter: *glancing at the letter* Its a letter from…Raging_Demons? Pfft.
Mike Check: Now don’t get all salty there Darlin’. Remember the lesson that the Grand Poobah taught us yesterday…which was…I forget???
Mike’s Daughter: Fine. *glancing at the letter* Its kind of an introduction letter. It also says what he does, what he can do and…OH NO NO NO NO!
Mike Check: What is it Darlin’?
Mike’s Daughter: Its…Its…ITS ANOTHER GOD DAMN VENTURE BROS. CHRISTMAS SONG! He wants you play “The Chipmunk Song”. He says its “one of his favorites”.
Mike Check: Well Alvin and The Chipmunks have a long library of songs.
Mike’s Daughter: The Christmas song Dad, lord knows how I know, but its the Christmas song.
Mike Check: I think I can play that song right now here on…THE MACKER!