Back Door Santa by Clarence Carter

Mike Check: Next up on “Christmas Carousal” is an ole hit by Clarence Carter, it’s called “Back Door Santa”…

(*phone rings*)

Mike Check: (*picks up phone*) Hello, KMCR? Mike Check here?

gay-popeyeGay Popeye: Aw gyuk gyuk gyuk! Well blow me……………….

Mike Check: No, not you again?!

Gay Popeye: ….DOWN! Ah gyuk gyuk gyuk! Merry Christmaz Mike. It’z Gay Popeye herez and since yer gonna playz that song today I was wondering if I could beez yer “Back Door Santa”? Becauze unlike old Saintz Nick, I bringz me “present” and I “comez” more than once a year, if ye knowz what I mean? 😉 Ah gyuk gyuk gyuk!

Mike Check: No…and I “do” understand that particular reference completely there feller. Goodbye! (*slams down the phone and calls out to his daughter*)…Darlin! Could you please lock the back door!?

Posted on December 8, 2017, in music and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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