Back Door Santa by Clarence Carter
Mike Check: Next up on “Christmas Carousal” is an ole hit by Clarence Carter, it’s called “Back Door Santa”…
Mike Check: (*picks up phone*) Hello, KMCR? Mike Check here?
Gay Popeye: Aw gyuk gyuk gyuk! Well blow me……………….
Mike Check: No, not you again?!
Gay Popeye: ….DOWN! Ah gyuk gyuk gyuk! Merry Christmaz Mike. It’z Gay Popeye herez and since yer gonna playz that song today I was wondering if I could beez yer “Back Door Santa”? Becauze unlike old Saintz Nick, I bringz me “present” and I “comez” more than once a year, if ye knowz what I mean? 😉 Ah gyuk gyuk gyuk!
Mike Check: No…and I “do” understand that particular reference completely there feller. Goodbye! (*slams down the phone and calls out to his daughter*)…Darlin! Could you please lock the back door!?