da.ngar by Jim Johnson

*phone rings*

Mike Check: KMCR Radio?

Raging_Demons: Hello idiots.

Mike Check: Darlin’ that guy your interested in is on the phone.

Mike’s Daughter: Guy?

Mike Check: You know. The guy said you wanted to show him something for getting me out of jail?

Mike’s Daughter: HIM?!? After what Raging_Demons and his little buddy said about me on Twitter I rather that they die *pushes speaker phone button* What do you want dweebs?

Raging_Demons: What I want is to not to get involved into whatever you two get you get yourselves in trouble with! Guess who visited the wrestlecrapradio.com headquarters?!?

Mike Check: Santa?

Raging_Demons: Yes Santa.

Mike Check: Oh good, Santa and I used to work together at–

Raging_Demons: NO ITS NOT SANTA! It was Jinder Mahal!

Mike Check: Is it that guy–

Mike’s Daughter Yes Dad its that guy! Why was he there?

Raging_Demons: He was trying to find Mike Check and wanted to, as Angry Jim would say, stomp a Mudhole in Mike Check and walk it dry. All because of what Mike Check said last month!

Mike’s Daughter: You know my dad is real out of date at times. He didn’t mean–

Raging_Demons: Just shut it! I have some good news and some bad news. The good news after having a month long series of negotiations with him, Jinder Mahal has decided to NOT beat the life out of Mike Check.

Mike Check: And the bad news there feller?

Raging_Demons: Jinder Mahal agreed that Mike needs to be updated for the times So Mike Check is going to get some racial sensitivity and Jinder Mahal is going to pick the representative that will “teach” Mike.

Mike’s Daughter: Oh great! He’s going to send The Singh Brothers to beat my dad up.

Raging_Demons: Not really.

*A giant arm goes through the door as The Great Khali bursts into the home destroying the door in the process*

Mike Check: That feller must had taken his vitamins.

Mike’s Daughter: Dad! It’s The Great Khali and we’re in big trouble!

Raging_Demons: Meet your new teacher The Great Khali!

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Posted on August 26, 2017, in music and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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