Why Should The Devil Have All The Good Music by Larry Norman and Geoff Moore
Mike Check: Gosh darn it feller. It seems that with all the songs that you have written, it almost seems like you did in fact invent rock n roll there Sam?
STAN: Again, the is “Stan”! But truthfully, it’s actually like the KISS song; “God gave Rock n’ Roll to you”…but I trolled him by immediately taking it over by turning it evil so all the Christians would hate it.
Mike’s Daughter: So I guess your “power” has finally faded because, to paraphrase Gene Simmons from KISS;’Rock Is Dead’.
STAN: (*laughs*) Only the latter is true. The real reason that Rock is dead is because; as soon as you mortals got tired of fearing it, I killed it by inventing MTV, American Idol and gave the world my second son: Justin Bieber.
Mike’s Daughter: Well, I guess that explains that then?
Mike Check: Shucks. But it seems unfair, “Why Should The Devil Have All The Good Music”?… Wait, that sounds like a swell song to play; so here’s another hit from WGOD 93 by Larry Norman and Geoff Moore here on…THE MACKER!