Satan Bite The Dust! by Carman
Mike Check: Well there feller. Iron Maiden might be good but this next song is gonna make you “Bite The Dust”.
Mike’s Daughter: Oh finally, a song by Queen.
Mike Check: No. It’s another great song, that was a hit over on WGOD 93, called “Satan Bite The Dust” by Christian Evangelist; “Carman”.
STAN: Oooohh no, more Christian music. I can’t compete with that? I’m so scared.
Mike Check: Yes, so you should be scared there feller.
Mike’s Daughter: (*sigh*) Dad, he was being sarcastic!