The Secret Of My Success by Night Ranger

Mike Check: Usually at this time I would announce our “6 Years Of Whackin'” anniversary special for tomorrow but I’m not sure if Primer Blah is going to keep ole Mike on…

(*phone rings*)

Mike Check: Hello. KMCR?

Premier Blah: This is Premier Blah of Wrestlecrapradio.com and I just wanted to inform you that your time is up and…

Mike’s Daughter: Excuse me. There’s another caller on the line, I’ll put you all on conference and on speaker.

Sam O’Hellyeah: Hello Premier Blah, I knew you’d call. This is Sam O’Hellyeah here and my business partner Mike Check and I have the funds to pay back your debts and purchase complete ownership of THE MIKE CHECK SHOW?

Premier Blah: You’re who?

Sam O’Hellyeah: Sam O’Hellyeah. So do we have a deal?

Premier Blah: Okay. I would have been happier if my Ninja Turtle CD was returned, but very well. Perhaps I could use the money to buy another copy…(*checks on eBay on the Internet on his phone*)…or maybe not?

Sam O’Hellyeah: Returned? Oh didn’t you know. Mike’s Daughter destroyed it with a sledgehammer. That’s why they never actually could return it? Oh, didn’t they tell you?

Premier Blah: What?! But, that was my favorite CD?!

Sam O’Hellyeah: Goodbye. (*switches off PB’s call*) Bwwwohohaaaa! What a maroon.

Mike Check: Thanks there feller. For that huge favor, ole Mike will give you anything.

Sam O’Hellyeah: Anything? Why don’t I appear on your “6 Years Of Whackin'” anniversary special tomorrow and co-host it with you?

Mike’s Daughter: Are you sure that we can trust him? I don’t think this is a good idea since we don’t even know who this “Sam O’Hellyeah” even is?

Mike Check: Hush darlin. (*To “SAM”*) Sure there feller. You’re “The Secret Of My Success” here on…THE MACKER!

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Posted on March 31, 2017, in music and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Mike, Good luck with your new partner Sam. Your 6th Anniversary tomorrow will be a “hell” of a time 😈

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