Thank You For Being A Friend by Andrew Gold
(*knock at the door*)
Mike Check: Who could that be (*opens door*)
Mick Foley: Hey Mikey, it’s me again Mick Foley and I’m here to co-host your show…
Mike Check: Oh no Rick, you know how much darn trouble your “This Is Your Life” special back in April caused ole Mike there? We had crazy fellers trying to shoot me and gettin’ blown up…all events which you can re-expreience in the archives by the way.
Mick Foley: Ha Ha cheap plug there. You were definitely the originator of that. But anyway don’t worry Mike, I didn’t bring any terrible guests with me. No, this time it’s just you and me. And although since we last saw each other, I have been busy being General manager of Monday Night Raw and filming episodes of my reality show “Holy Foley”, I thought I’d make some time just after my favorite time of year, Christmas, to return…right here on The Mike Check Show, to say “Thank You”…
Mike Check: For what there feller?
Mick Foley: …”For Being A Friend”, and here’s Andrew Gold with The Golden Girls Theme here on…what do you call it again???
Mike Check: THE MACKER!