Christmas Time In Hell by Stan The Evil Troll Lord
Mike Check (*picks up phone*): Hello, KMCR. Mike Check speaking?
“Stan” The Evil Troll Lord (*on the phone*): Ho Ho Ho. It is “Stan” The Evil Troll Lord here and *laughs* did you enjoy those Ninja Turtle songs Mike?
Mike’s Daughter (*interrupts*): Who is it dad?
Mike Check: I’m not sure. Some feller called “Satan” or…
(*Mike’s Daughter puts it on speaker phone*)
Stan: Hey, don’t call me that. It’s ‘Stan’ now. Do you want to get me into trouble? Uh, anyway. As I was saying, I just wanted to call to tell you that I take full credit for possessing Premier Blah in sending you that Ninja Turtle CD to play.
Mike’s Daughter: You truly are The King of “Evil TROLL Kings”!
Stan: That’s “Troll Lord”. But thank you. Now I’m going to send you another copy of that CD to replay.
Mike’s Daughter: I hate you!
Stan: Ha ha. Just kidding. However, what I will possess you to play today is a song called “Christmas Time In Hell” that I once possessed Trey Parker and Matt Stone from South Park to write. I actually sang this you know.
Mike’s Daughter: Whatever. But Christmas in hell? Isn’t that kinda ironic?
Mike Check: Hush Darlin’. Let’s not waste anymore time with talk and get to Santa The Tool Man’s song here on…CHRISTMAS CAROUSAL!
Mike’s Daughter: Waste time with talk??? Talk about “ironic” dad!