We Wish You A Turtles Christmas by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Mike Check: What’s wrong there darlin’?
Mike’s Daughter (*crying*): I don’t know if I can take much more of this! Sitting through the soundtrack to “We Wish You a Turtle Christmas” for the last six days has feels like six years!
Mike Check: Well, don’t you worry because this is the last song on the list. It’s “We Wish You A Turtles Christmas” on “Christmas Carousal”!
Mike’s Daughter: Thank God!
Mike Check: What are you doin’ there?
Mike’s Daughter: (*takes CD and smashes it with a sledgehammer*) This must never be played again! Never! Premier Blah, Raging_Demons and R.V.M Kai, I wish you all a crappy Christmas!