Deck The Halls by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
(*knock at the door*)
Mike Check: (*opens door*) Hello there feller.
Honky Tonk Mailman: Good Evening. It’s The Honky Tonk Mailman here. And I’ve gotta delivery, straight off the presses, for a Mike Check.
Mike Check: That’s me there feller. (*HTMM hands package to Mike*) Would you like to come in?
Honky Tonk Mailman: No, I have Peggy Lou and The Colonel in my Pink Cadalac on the way to visiting Graceland for Christmas. But “thank ya very much”! (*HTMM leaves*)
Mike’s Daughter: What is it dad?
Mike Check: I’m not sure there, but it’s from those nice fellers over at wrestlecrapradio.com
Mike’s Daughter: Nice?! I guess you’re forgetting a little “Zombie” trouble from a couple of months ago…??? And I’m sure that Premier Blah still hasn’t forgotten about our money trouble…
Mike Check: Hush darlin’. (*opens package*) Why it’s…the soundtrack to “We Wish You a Turtle Christmas” in one of those new “CD’s” thingamabobs and…there’s a message here about ole Mike having the play the whole thing.
Mike’s Daughter: No! No! No! Haven’t we been through enough torture!
Mike Check: Don’t worry there my precious petunia. The first one should be good, it’s “Deck The Halls” here on…”Christmas Carousal”!