Send In The Clowns by Judy Collins
Mike Check: Aghhh! Why did I let you pick the song today darlin’?! You know that ole Mike’s afraid of clowns! One of them even darn gave me a heart attack back in April, remember?
Mike’s Daughter: Sorry dad. But I thought that this song fits yesterday’s song’s subject matter.
Mike Check: What’s this have to do with Morris Day?
Mike’s Daughter: (*sigh*) Never mind.