Monster Mash by Bobby Pickett

(*Zombie Nathaniel his still furiously trying to break open his cage door*)

Mike’s Daughter: Dad! What if he gets out?! What are we gonna do?!

Mike Check: Hold on, I think I have a plan. But I don’t think that you’ll like it?

Mike’s Daughter: Dad! As long as it doesn’t involve me sleeping with him. I’ll do anything!

Mike Check: Huh? I wouldn’t dream of that, but I must try to play the very song that you hate, which is a Mike Check show tradition.

Mike’s Daughter: Oh god no. Not “Monster Mash” again?! What good could that possibly achieve anyway?

Mike Check: It’s just a hunch but…

Zombie Nathaniel (*finally breaks open the door*) BRAAAAIIIINNNNSS!

Mike’s Daughter: Quick! Play the damn thing!

Zombie Nathaniel (*about to attack Mike and his daughter but stops and covers his ears*) : MY HEAD! I THINK, IT FEELS LIKE IT’S GONNA EXPLODE–BRAINS!

Mike’s Daughter: It working but why is he not dead yet?

Mike Check: Weeelll. I guess ya’ll need to stay tuned tomorrow for Halloween Hootenanny!

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