Bullet With Butterfly Wings by The Smashing Pumpkins
Mike Check: I guess our Zombie doesn’t like our music? I wonder if we should let this Zombie feller out of this cage? Perhaps he’s mad because he needs to go to the bathroom outside?
Mike’s Daughter: Dad! He’s a Zombie, not a dog. And besides, he looks to me like one giant rat.
Zombie Nathaniel: Despite all my rage, I’m still just a rat in a cage–BRAINS (*tries to swipe his claws at them*)!
Mike’s Daughter: Wait. You can talk?
Zombie Nathaniel: Oh boy yes, I can talk–BRAINS. Especially if the topic is about TNA: Total Non Stop Action Wrestling, the greatest wrestling promotion in the whole entire world! It’s better than that Sports Entertainment muck called WWE–BRAINS! Although lately my new found enjoyment of eating human brains has come a close second–BRAINS.
Mike’s Daughter: Oh God. Look, I like TNA too…or at least what it once was and I hope they find a way to survive. But, God, it’s fanboy Nerds like you that give it a bad name.
Zombie Nathaniel: I’ll eat your brains for blaspheming TNA–BRAINS. Did you know Billy Corgan has recently become the President of TNA which means that it’s now far superior in every way–BRAINS!
Mike’s Daughter: How so?
Zombie Nathaniel: Oh, ah–BRAINS? Just play my favorite song by Billy Corgan’s band The Smashing Pumpkins–BRAINS. This song was the theme to TNA Lockdown 2009, TNA’s best PPV ever–BRAINS!
Mike Check: Well here’s “Bullet with Butterfly Wings” by…wait weren’t they those kids who vandalized my prized Jack-O-Lanterns back in the early 90’s…I guess that’s how those brats got the name: The Smashing Pumpkins? Did I ever tell you about the time…
Mike’s Daughter: Dad! Just play it: