The Zombie Walks by Rebel Rousers
(*Knock at the door*)
(*Mike’s Daughter opens the door to a couple of teenage boys wearing costumes*)
Boys: Trick or Treat!
Boy #1 (*Notices Mike’s Daughter massive chest and says to his friend*): Holy shit! You’re right. They’re huge!
Mike’s Daughter: Ah? Hi boys, aren’t you a little old to be wanting candy?
Boy #2: Yeah. (*laughs*) But, ah, the treat that we want is for you to show us your tits.
Mike’s Daughter: Get lost kid!
Boy #1: Come on. If you don’t want to treat us. Then, like, we’ll have to do a trick on you.
Boy #2: Yeah, it’s like tradition or something.
Mike’s Daughter: Okay, I’ll treat you. Wait right here. (*Mike Daughter goes inside and unlocks Zombie Nathaniel’s cage*)
Zombie Nathaniel (*runs out the door*): BRAINS!
(*The two teenagers run away screaming*)
Mike’s Daughter (to Nathaniel*): Looks like I actually found a use for you…(*Nathaniel is about to swipe at Mike’s Daughter*)…Ah now?!?!…(*picks up a Jeff Hardy action figure from Nathaniel’s cage and uses it to lure him back in*). Now get back in your cage!