White Men Can’t Jump by Riff

What’s this hullabaloo in this song’s lyrics about white men not being able to jump? Why ole Mike could jump higher than any of these fellers in Riff. Did I ever tell you fellers that I broke records, no pun intended, by performing a 6 foot vertical leap back in 1942? Well, let me demonstrate…

(*Mike attempts to jump and fails to leave the ground*)



Posted on August 18, 2016, in music and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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