Tears Of A Clown by Smokey Robinson and The Miracles
Mike Check: Fellers, apparently Rick Foley sent my daughter a message on her Tweeter that “Yurple The Clown” filly has been feeling very…very…very…very sad that she caused ole Mike to have a heart attack last month. Although I’m fine physically, I’m still terrified by her presence, so she’s still banned from KMCR. But since I’m still a good man and also promised those fellers Raggy David and RPM Sly to behave, ole Mike will still do the honor in playing a song dedicated to you; YURPLE! It’s “Tears Of A Clown” by Smokey Robinson And The Miracles here on…THE MACKER!
Mike Check: …Speaking of being sad, ole Mike’s quite upset that one of my sons is no longer with us.
Mike’s Daughter: Dad. If it wasn’t for Mick’s help, he would have shot you…but let’s never speak of “Harry Dickwell” ever again or else we might get into trouble from “the bosses” again.
Mike Check: Who’s “Henry Ditchwell”?
Mike’s Daughter: Good.
Mike Check: No really, who are you talking about there?
Mike’s Daughter: You…(*sigh*) I mean, no-one dad. Weren’t we just talking about a clown?
Mike Check: Ah yes darlin’…You’re right, let’s never speak of her again!