California Girls by David Lee Roth

Foley: Our special guest today is a huge Rock n’ Roller. Do you recognize this voice Mike?

???: AHHAAAAHHH! YEAH! OHHH GOD! WHOOOOO!

Mike Check: Is it Jerry Lee Lewis? That feller got ole Mike into some trouble let me tell you.

Foley: No. It’s lead singer of Van Halen, David Lee Roth!

david-lee-rothDLR: YESSS I AAAM!

Mike Check: Well hello there Davie. How are you doing these days?

DLR: YOU KNOW UHHH! I LIVE MY LIFE LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW! YES I’M LIVIN’ AT A PACE THAT KILLS! AHHA YEAH!

Foley: Do you have any stories of Mike you can tell us Mr. Roth?

DLR: I’LL TELL YA’LL ABOUT IT! YOU KNOW UGH! NOOO!

Foley: You can’t think of any?

DLR: OH GOD! UHHHGGH! NOOO!

Foley: So you don’t remember anything about those days?

DLR: NOOO!

Mike Check: Well surely you must remember when you were on my show the time I worked the Pasadena, California market for KALI: “THE CALI”! I was Cal E. Bowl, my partner was “Rose Fornia”, we were the “Rose Bowl Supershow”. Oh that Rose was one fine Californian Gal, let me tell you. You took her back to your place after the show, you remember that Davie?

DLR: OH YEAAAHHHH!

Mike Check: So what did you two get up to there?

DLR:I’LL TELL YA’LL ABOUT IT! OH GOD! EWWW! UHHHGGH! AHHA YEAH! UHHHGGH! WHOOOO! WHISTLE!

Mike Check: Woah there feller. So you’re quite the Casanova like ole Mike.

DLR: GODDAM IT BABY, YOU KNOW I AIN’T LYIN TO YA! I’M ONLY GONNA TELL YOU ONE TIIIIIMMMMMEEEEE YEEEAAHHHEEEHH!

Mike Check: Well that’s swell. But did I ever tell you about the time…

DLR: NOOOOO!

Foley: Well we’re getting short on time anyway, so thank you Mr Roth. I guess you must be going now?

DLR: YESSS I AAAM! OH GOD I’M RUNNIN! AHHAAAAHHH! YEAH!

Posted on April 14, 2016, in music and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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