The Byroad To Glenroe by Mick Lally

*phone rings*

Mike Check: Hello, Mike Check here.

Mick Foley: Hi Mike, it’s your new best friend Mick Foley again. And while today might be St. Patrick’s Day, in two weeks we will be celebrating “Mike Check Day”!

Mike Check: That’s swell there feller, but are you gonna tell ole Mike what you have in store there this time?

Mick Foley: No I told you that I can’t spoil the big surprise! And I know you’re gonna love it Mike!

Mike Check: Well –

Mick Foley: See you at the end of the month Mike! Have a nice Day!

Mike Check: (*hangs up phone*) Fascinating.